I AM 25

Happy birthday to you, today you experience something new. A new age you've never seen before, 25?? Shut the front door! Blow out the candles, make a unique wish, someone better prepare you a scrumptious dish. Birthdays are the absolute best, and today your a little more wonderful than all the rest. I'm sure your birth brought lots of joy, and the first couple ones you opened some toys. Now that you are far older, and the world seems a little bit colder, do whatever the hell you like. You are 25, no longer a little tyke. Happy frikin' birthday!